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the old man and god

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Edouard Bastarache Inc. on mon 18 dec 06


The Old Man and God

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his
tests come back
with normal results. The doctor says, "George,
everything looks great. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
peace with God?"

George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I
have poor eyesight. So
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of
the night to go to
the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm
done, poof! The light
goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls
George's wife. "Ethel,"
he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call
you because I'm in awe
of his relationship with God. Is it true that he
gets up during the
night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom,
and when he's done, poof!
The light goes off?"

"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the
refrigerator again!"




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Linda White on tue 19 dec 06


On Dec 18, 2006, at 10:49 PM, Edouard Bastarache Inc. wrote:

> The Old Man and God

You have the best jokes!
Linda White
Dushore PA

Alistair Gillies on tue 19 dec 06


Ah, but how does he _know_ it goes off??

A
IBG, England



From: "Edouard Bastarache Inc."

> The Old Man and God

> and when he's done, poof!
> The light goes off?"