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special glazing recipe for ron

updated fri 10 jun 05

 

marianne kuiper milks on thu 9 jun 05


Hi Ron.

I have learned SO much through Clayart, I felt I
needed to give something back!

Craze Glaze Cream(say rapidly 5x)

Use a dish that has been fired in gas or electric, at
exactly cone 3-12, at the beginning of a new moon,
having used as much wood as you wished.
Make sure that there are no leeches in the dish.

Take several drops of food coloring and put them in an
empty, disposable, high-organic egg carton. Play.
Mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1 tbsp filtered water,
at 63 degrees (either farenheit or celcius)- or was it
6.3?.. and mix gently while listening to the music of
my choice or Capitol Steps.
Sieve through 40, 80, 200 and 400 mesh without
licking.

Put seven droppers full (wear mask!!) in each color
cup. If you mix the colors, you are disqualified
because artists are not to be creative or enjoy happy
accidents. (I wasn't talking about THAT kind of
accident..)

Divide all evenly into your leechless pot and fire at
a sliding scale that matches the output of our
wellfare system.

This glaze will not fall off, but greet you with an
expansion rate of 5% or greater, depending on your
body. The taste, however, will surely make your skin
crawl.

Marianne Milks, hiding in PA


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