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clennell on wed 27 oct 04

>
>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint things go like this:-
>
>What makes 100%?
>
>What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>
>Ever wonder about these people who say they are giving more than 100%?

>How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
>questions.
>
>If:
>
>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
>
>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
>Then:
>
>H A R D W O R K
>
8+1+18+4 23+15+18+11+ 98
>
>K N O W L E D G E
>
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96
>
>But:
>
>A T T I T U D E
>
>1+20+20++9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
>And:
>
>B U L L S H I T
>
>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
>
>AND, Look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
>A S S K I S S I N G
>
>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%
>
>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whilst hard work and
>knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the
>bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Before any of you get your knickers in a twist, this was sent to me by my
daughter that is in grad school for Public Administration. ! Take any joke
and apply it to pottery. It usually works pretty well.
Cheers,
Tony

Tony and Sheila Clennell
Sour Cherry Pottery
4545 King Street
Beamsville, Ontario
http://www.sourcherrypottery.com

Mike Gordon on thu 28 oct 04

Right on the money, Tony, I'm going to send that around to a lot of
friends in the world. Thanks to your daughter, Mike Gordon
On Oct 27, 2004, at 4:21 AM, clennell wrote:

>>
>> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint things go like this:-
>>
>> What makes 100%?
>>
>> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>>
>> Ever wonder about these people who say they are giving more than 100%?
>
>> How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>>
>> questions.
>>
>> If:
>>
>> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>> is
> represented as:
>>
>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>>
>> Then:
>>
>> H A R D W O R K
>>
> 8+1+18+4 23+15+18+11+ 98
>>
>> K N O W L E D G E
>>
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96
>>
>> But:
>>
>> A T T I T U D E
>>
>> 1+20+20++9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>>
>> And:
>>
>> B U L L S H I T
>>
>> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%
>>
>> AND, Look how far ass kissing will take you.
>>
>> A S S K I S S I N G
>>
>> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%
>>
>> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whilst hard
>> work and
>> knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's
>> the
>> bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.
>
>
> Before any of you get your knickers in a twist, this was sent to me by
> my
> daughter that is in grad school for Public Administration. ! Take any
> joke
> and apply it to pottery. It usually works pretty well.
> Cheers,
> Tony
>
>
> Tony and Sheila Clennell
> Sour Cherry Pottery
> 4545 King Street
> Beamsville, Ontario
> http://www.sourcherrypottery.com
>
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