artimater on sun 15 jun 03
Hi ya Beth,
I guess I should be the one to tell you about the Fabalus Patented =
Rush Coil Twist....Seeing as how I am the Fabalus Patented Rush(no =
cloning without compensation and permission)...
The Wonderful Fabalus Patented Rush Coil Twist is a process which =
allows you to never again have to mess with those lumpy uneven imperfect =
coils....When someone applies my process to coil rolling they are =
required to send $.0003 dollars for every dollar profit from any such =
piece that utilizes the Amazing Wonderful Patented Rush Coil =
Process....I expect to be filthy stinking smelly rich shortly...
The actual process consists of picking up the coil by both ends if =
it starts to lose it's uniformity and applying a generous twist....Then =
you lay it back down and continue rolling....As you roll, the coil will =
homogenize(HEHEHE) itself ....Once you try it you will never go back to =
the lumpy uneven coils and rolling frustration of your life to this =
point...
Of course when I first revealed the Stupendous Amazing Wonderful =
Patented Rush Coil Twist to the LIST, there were several who attempted =
to chisel out of paying me my royalties by saying they had seen it =
before.....And old(HEHE) TC tried to tell me he could make perfect coils =
without the Patented Wonderful Amazing Stupendous Intoxicating(running =
out of adjectives here) Rush Coil Twist.......I bet he is hiding in bed =
with a flashlight and clay doing the twist and muttering, "It really, =
really works"...
From time to time I will have my agents checking peoples coils, and =
if any one is rolling too perfect coils and I haven't received a check =
or two from them.....There could be trouble...
Well, you asked, so now you know....I am looking forward to receiving =
your money...
PAX,
Rush
"I only indulge when I've seen a snake, so I keep a supply of =
indulgences and snakes handy"
http://artimator.com
rush@artimator.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/texasceramics/
Artimator Galleries
2420 Briarwood Ln.
Carrollton, TX 75006
972-841-1857
Beth Ellen Nagle on sun 15 jun 03
Rush: Like when you use the patented Rush coil twist; you have to send him
moneyHEHE......The pots live on and the people don't
PAX,<<
Oh? Just what is this "Rush coil twist"? :o)
Beth Ellen Nagle
Oconomowoc, WI.
www.apostate.com/~bethellen
Beth Ellen Nagle on mon 16 jun 03
Hey, cool! lol.... What a clever fella. Well, I will be one of those who
claim to never have problems making coils! Mine are always perfect. ;o)
PAX to you too!
Beth Ellen
Oconomowoc, WI.
www.apostate.com/~bethellen
----- Original Message -----
From: "artimater"
To:
Sent: Sunday, June 15, 2003 9:35 PM
Subject: Re: [CLAYART] Rush Coil Twist
Hi ya Beth,
I guess I should be the one to tell you about the Fabalus Patented Rush
Coil Twist....Seeing as how I am the Fabalus Patented Rush(no cloning
without compensation and permission)...
The Wonderful Fabalus Patented Rush Coil Twist is a process which allows
you to never again have to mess with those lumpy uneven imperfect
coils....When someone applies my process to coil rolling they are required
to send $.0003 dollars for every dollar profit from any such piece that
utilizes the Amazing Wonderful Patented Rush Coil Process....I expect to be
filthy stinking smelly rich shortly...
The actual process consists of picking up the coil by both ends if it
starts to lose it's uniformity and applying a generous twist....Then you lay
it back down and continue rolling....As you roll, the coil will
homogenize(HEHEHE) itself ....Once you try it you will never go back to the
lumpy uneven coils and rolling frustration of your life to this point...
Of course when I first revealed the Stupendous Amazing Wonderful
Patented Rush Coil Twist to the LIST, there were several who attempted to
chisel out of paying me my royalties by saying they had seen it
before.....And old(HEHE) TC tried to tell me he could make perfect coils
without the Patented Wonderful Amazing Stupendous Intoxicating(running out
of adjectives here) Rush Coil Twist.......I bet he is hiding in bed with a
flashlight and clay doing the twist and muttering, "It really, really
works"...
From time to time I will have my agents checking peoples coils, and if
any one is rolling too perfect coils and I haven't received a check or two
from them.....There could be trouble...
Well, you asked, so now you know....I am looking forward to receiving your
money...
PAX,
Rush
"I only indulge when I've seen a snake, so I keep a supply of indulgences
and snakes handy"
http://artimator.com
rush@artimator.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/texasceramics/
Artimator Galleries
2420 Briarwood Ln.
Carrollton, TX 75006
972-841-1857
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