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ack! the lawyer can stand it no more!!!

updated sun 19 aug 12

 

Deborah Thuman on thu 16 aug 12


I tried telling myself all the suggestions about shotguns, bullets, =3D
tasers, bricks and anything else I missed was just kidding around. I can =
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stand it no longer.=3D20

1. Tasers are illegal in some states.=3D20
2. loss of an iPhone, even if it was theft does NOT justify the use or =3D
threat of deadly force. That means you may NOT shoot, taze, brick, =3D
baseball bat, or threaten with a heavy pot that should have been =3D
smashed, anyone who you THINK steals your iPhone.=3D20

What if the person with your iPhone picked it up off the street and is =3D
trying to figure out how to return it to you? What if the person who =3D
picked your iPhone up off the street is an off duty cop? Or even worse, =3D
an off duty undercover cop? Never, unless you are trying to commit =3D
suicide, threaten to use deadly force on a cop. Ever.=3D20

It's a stupid smart phone for crying out loud. You want to not lose it? =3D
Buy or make a cute little iPhone carrier and wear it around your neck, =3D
clip it to your belt, zip it into a pocket, keep it in your purse (that =3D
goes for men as well), or buy an insurance policy for replacement if you =
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lose the thing.=3D20

Okay. End of rant. I'm off work this week - Jim had anchovy surgery on =3D
his thumb on Monday. Jim is fine. He's off pain pills. I spent 2.5 days =3D
snarling at the samsung blu ray thing because I couldn't get it to work =3D
even with tech support from samsung. All I wanted was Netflix on demand =3D
so Jim could amuse himself watching movies all day long. The evil =3D
machine is back at Best Buy and our money is credited to our credit =3D
card. I'm a little frazzled.=3D20

Deb Thuman
http://debthumansblog.blogspot.com
http://www.etsy.com/shop/DebThuman
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logan johnson on thu 16 aug 12


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Steve Mills on fri 17 aug 12


Dear Deb,=3D20

We wuz only kidding around, honest!

Steve M


Steve Mills
Bath
UK
www.mudslinger.me.uk
Sent from my iPod


On 16 Aug 2012, at 16:02, Deborah Thuman wrote:

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> Deb Thuman
> http://debthumansblog.blogspot.com
> http://www.etsy.com/shop/DebThuman
> http://www.facebook.com/pages/Deb-Thumans-Art-Page/167529715986

Bob Seele on sat 18 aug 12


On Aug 16, 2012, at 1:13 PM, logan johnson wrote:

I guess dropping a safe on someone from the 18th floor is out of the
question as well ?
Sorry Deb, I just couldn't resist.;oD

Hugs,
Logan

Logan,

Your "dropping a safe on someone" reminds me of a true story.

A man expects his wife of cheating on him.
One day he gets home early.
On the table he finds a smoking ceger.
He goes crazy.
Searches the house, bed rooms, closets, all over and finds no one.
Only his wife.
Looks our the window and sees a man on the sidewalk, two floors below,
looking into store front window, straightening his tie.
He then looses his mind.
Grabs the ice box and throws it out the second floor window.
The exertion was too much.
Has a heart attack and dies, and goes to heaven.
St. Peter meets him at the gate to heaven and asked him what happened.
He tell St. Peter his story.
St. Peter says, "you sure had back luck, come in".

A second man knocks on the door to heaven.
St. Peter meets him at the gate to heaven and asked him what happened.
The second man says, "I was going in for a job interview, looked into
a store front window,
straightening my tie, when a ice box lands on my head killing me."
St. Peter says, "you sure had back luck, come in."

A third man knocks on the door to heaven.
St. Peter meets him at the gate to heaven and asked him what happened.
The man says, " St. Peter, you are not going to believe this. I was in
this ice box ..........

alota
bs

PS : that was not a true..............