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sherrill mudtools - still language

updated tue 25 may 10

 

phil on sun 23 may 10


Not meaning to in any way be indelicate...but...


I thought a 'Mud Shark' was some people's slang for denoting a caucasian
female
miscegenist..?


Ohhhhhhhh, 'Langauge'...


...sigh...


It is so easy to say so much, even too much, or even something entirely
else, while saying so little...





Far as my own little Garden -

It surprises me how often people have no idea what a 'Bison' is...I will be
on the Telephone, talking with some Company or other, wishing to buy or
order
something, and, they wish to know my so-called Business Name, so, I say,
'Bison
Studios', and they have trouble figuring out what that means...

"Beeeee-Sahn?"

No, 'Bison'...

"Buy..Bee...huh?"

"Bison"...

"What's a Buy-Zun..?"

"Umm, well, it's a sort of Artiodactyla...a Bovidae...a Grazer...they have
'Hooves'...they GRAZE
as a mode of sustainance...Herbivores...they used to populate the Great
Prairies and Plains...millions of them, eating Grasses and Wildflowers, and
pooping a
lot...they were
among the megafaunal Stars of the Carbon Cycle Show, before it was
considered cool for politicos to join in..."

"...a what?"

"An Ungulate"

"What is your Business name please?"

"Bison Studios...Bison...like a Buffalo..."

"Buffalo?"

"Yes..."

"Uhhh, it's a Studio? A photo Studio, in Buffalo New York?"

"Uhhhh...no...I am in Las Vegas...Nevada..."

"Oh, but...you do Wild Life
stuff though, right? Sounds interesting..."

"Ummmm...sure...yes...why not...Wildlife..."


"Huh...Credit Card Number?"



And on from there...


Ohhhhhh, Lol...



Love,


Phil
Lv








----- Original Message -----
From: "Randall Moody"


>I just have to say that the "Mud Shark" (needle tool/fettling knife) is
> brilliant. Why didn't someone think of this before!! Also, don't skimp.
> Buy
> the real deal since the other maker that has similar product doesn't
> compare.
>
> --
> Randall in Atlanta
> http://wrandallmoody.com/home.html